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.dockerignore

@@ -32,4 +32,8 @@ Thumbs.db
 # Docker files
 Dockerfile
 .dockerignore
-manage_container.sh 
+manage_container.sh
+
+# Additional files
+posts/admin.json
+posts/admin.json.tmp 

Dockerfile

@@ -49,4 +49,9 @@ HEALTHCHECK --interval=30s --timeout=30s --start-period=5s --retries=3 \
     CMD wget --no-verbose --tries=1 --spider http://localhost:8080/ || exit 1
 
 # Start the application
-CMD ["npm", "start"] 
+CMD ["npm", "start"]
+
+# Do NOT copy posts/admin.json or posts/admin.json.tmp into the image
+# These files are excluded via .dockerignore for security
+# In production, mount the posts directory as a volume to persist posts and admin password
+# If posts/admin.json does not exist, the default admin password is 'admin' (see README) 

manage_container.sh

@@ -4,7 +4,9 @@
 IMAGE_NAME="markdown-blog"
 CONTAINER_NAME="markdown-blog-container"
 PORT=8080
-MARKDOWN_DIR="/home/rattatwinko/Documents/shit/markdownblog"  # Update this to your local markdown directory
+# Automatically set MARKDOWN_DIR to the directory where this script lives
+SCRIPT_DIR="$(cd "$(dirname "${BASH_SOURCE[0]}")" && pwd)"
+MARKDOWN_DIR="$SCRIPT_DIR"  # Use the script's directory as the default markdown directory
 
 # Colors for output
 RED='\033[0;31m'
@@ -41,10 +43,80 @@ check_container_health() {
     fi
 }
 
-# Function to build the Docker image
+# Fun spinner and jokes for npm build (right-aligned, rainbow)
+npm_spinner_right() {
+    local pid=$1
+    local delay=0.15
+    local spinstr='|/-\\'
+    local jokes=(
+        "NPM is downloading the entire internet..."
+        "TypeScript: It's like JavaScript, but with more errors!"
+        "JavaScript: Where '1' + 1 = '11'!"
+        "NPM: Installing 1000 dependencies for 'hello world'..."
+        "TypeScript: Making JavaScript developers feel safe (sometimes)."
+        "NPM: 5 minutes left... just kidding!"
+        "JavaScript: Because who needs types anyway?"
+        "NPM: One does not simply 'npm install' without warnings."
+        "TypeScript: The language that makes you write more code to do less."
+        "NPM: 0 vulnerabilities (in your dreams)."
+    )
+    local colors=(31 33 32 36 34 35 91 92 93 94 95 96)
+    local joke_count=${#jokes[@]}
+    local joke_index=0
+    tput civis
+    while kill -0 $pid 2>/dev/null; do
+        local temp="${spinstr#?}"
+        local cols=$(tput cols)
+        local msg="[%c] %s"
+        local joke="${jokes[$joke_index]}"
+        local out
+        printf -v out "$msg" "$spinstr" "$joke"
+        local pad=$((cols - ${#out} - 1))
+        [ $pad -lt 0 ] && pad=0
+        # Rainbow coloring
+        local rainbow=""
+        local i=0
+        local len=${#out}
+        while [ $i -lt $len ]; do
+            local c="${out:$i:1}"
+            local color=${colors[$((i % ${#colors[@]}))]}
+            rainbow+="\033[${color}m$c\033[0m"
+            i=$((i+1))
+        done
+        printf "\r%*s%s" $pad "" "$rainbow"
+        spinstr=$temp${spinstr%$temp}
+        sleep $delay
+        joke_index=$(( (joke_index + 1) % joke_count ))
+    done
+    printf "\r"
+    tput cnorm
+}
+
+# Function to build the Docker image (show spinner/jokes only during npm ci)
 build_image() {
     echo -e "${YELLOW}Building Docker image...${NC}"
-    if ! docker build -t $IMAGE_NAME .; then
+    # Use a named pipe to capture docker build output
+    local pipe=$(mktemp -u)
+    mkfifo "$pipe"
+    # Start docker build, redirect output to pipe
+    (docker build -t $IMAGE_NAME . | tee "$pipe") &
+    build_pid=$!
+    # Watch the pipe for the npm ci step
+    while read -r line; do
+        echo "$line"
+        if [[ "$line" == *"RUN npm ci"* ]]; then
+            # Wait for the npm ci process to start in the background
+            sleep 1
+            npm_spinner_right $build_pid &
+            spinner_pid=$!
+            wait $build_pid
+            kill $spinner_pid 2>/dev/null
+            break
+        fi
+    done < "$pipe"
+    wait $build_pid
+    rm -f "$pipe"
+    if [ $? -ne 0 ]; then
         echo -e "${RED}Error: Failed to build Docker image${NC}"
         exit 1
     fi
@@ -193,6 +265,15 @@ show_status() {
     fi
 }
 
+# Function to auto-deploy: remove old container, build fresh image, start new container
+autodeploy() {
+    echo -e "${YELLOW}Auto-deploying: remove old container, build fresh image, start new container...${NC}"
+    remove_container
+    echo -e "${YELLOW}Building Docker image (no cache)...${NC}"
+    build_image
+    start_container
+}
+
 # Check Docker is running before proceeding
 check_docker
 
@@ -219,10 +300,43 @@ case "$1" in
     remove)
         remove_container
         ;;
+    autodeploy)
+        autodeploy
+        ;;
     *)
-        echo "Usage: $0 {build|start|stop|restart|logs|status|remove}"
+        echo "Usage: $0 {build|start|stop|restart|logs|status|remove|autodeploy}"
         exit 1
         ;;
 esac
 
-exit 0 
+# Record script start time
+SCRIPT_START_TIME=$(date +%s)
+exit 0
+
+# At the very end, print a marathon joke with elapsed time
+SCRIPT_END_TIME=$(date +%s)
+ELAPSED=$((SCRIPT_END_TIME - SCRIPT_START_TIME))
+MIN=$((ELAPSED / 60))
+SEC=$((ELAPSED % 60))
+HOUR=$((ELAPSED / 3600))
+DAY=$((ELAPSED / 86400))
+
+if [ $ELAPSED -lt 60 ]; then
+    TIME_STR="$ELAPSED seconds"
+elif [ $ELAPSED -lt 3600 ]; then
+    TIME_STR="$MIN minutes, $SEC seconds"
+elif [ $ELAPSED -lt 86400 ]; then
+    TIME_STR="$HOUR hours, $(( (ELAPSED % 3600) / 60 )) minutes"
+else
+    TIME_STR="$DAY days, $(( (ELAPSED % 86400) / 3600 )) hours"
+fi
+
+JOKES=(
+    "Marathon complete! NPM wasted: $TIME_STR."
+    "Build finished! JavaScript has evolved $TIME_STR into a new framework."
+    "Done! TypeScript found $TIME_STR worth of new types."
+    "Success! NPM installed $TIME_STR of dependencies you'll never use."
+    "Victory! You survived $TIME_STR of NPM's existential dread."
+)
+JOKE_INDEX=$((RANDOM % ${#JOKES[@]}))
+echo -e "\n\033[1;32m${JOKES[$JOKE_INDEX]}\033[0m" 

posts/admin.json

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+{
+  "hash": "$2b$12$pzYk2EcofgQSKH0NqpdDEO3kOWSzw2xhmrWu0E0q7lA0I0tF23aPe"
+}